I picture myself as one of those mean cafeteria ladies working that lunch assembly line with the heavy southern accent/broken English...you know the ones that are filled out in every part of their body?
"Boy whatchu want? A ripped denim jacket with a side of color block? Or a ripped denim jacket with a side of camo? Either way you gon get it with a SIDE OF STYLE...now keep it moving, eat it up, and enjoy!"
Men folk whatchu waiting on?
(I guess I can come out of lunchline lady character now huh? LOL)